when primary school kids get together.
i wanted to blog about all the memories at Blk 73 and the clubhouse so much but I simply have no time to do so.All I can do was to copy paste funny jokes I read from a website and facebook-ing in the middle of doing work.
tek(&others,if you want to) here's the funny cracking jokes website:
http://jokediary.com/index.htm
enjoy laughing. :D
A French teacher was explaining to her class that, in French – unlike in > English – nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ‘computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender because:
1. No-one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensive to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine > because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.
The women won.
blood test.
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. she can't find it so she looks innocently at the guy and takes his finger and sucks it.
The guy is so pleased he asks; "Do you think i could have a urine test done?"
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.